Cheque this one out
I’m falling over with joy
I’m about to shout
Monies their ploy
Sending me nought
From their computer toy
It’s up the spout
The Bank’s vague and coy
Ivor Steven (c)Â 2018
An Ounce Of Gold
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G'day, and welcome to my blog site. My name is Ivor Steven, I live in Geelong, Australia. I'm an ex-industrial chemist, and a retired plumber, and a former Carer of my wife(Carole), for 30 years, who suffered from severe MS. I Write poetry about those personal thoughts, throughout and beyond my life as a Carer. I've been blogging for over 2 years, and writing poems for 19 years. Of course a lot of my poems are about my favourite subject Carole, but since I've been blogging my writings have become quite varied, humourous, mystical, observational, and even a few monster/horror poems. View all posts by ivor20
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You are ROLLING IN IT NOW IVOR!!!!!!!!!! What WILL you do with it all????
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Frame It !! put it with my verandah display, could be a good talking point, my royalties from my poems.
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Wonderful! I knew you when 🙂
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OH! What are you going to spend it on!?
Don’t spend it all in one place!!! 😛 😀
OH, wow! Ha! 😀
I snorted! 😀 We got a check the other day for $1.42 and I thought that was funny! Your check is funnier! 😛
HUGS!!! 🙂
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I’m going to frame it, and as a talking point it’s going to be invaluable….
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That would be the perfect thing to do! HA! 😀
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Well, I hope they send you something soon!
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No !! I’ll just frame this one.
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Nice one!
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Look after the pennies……..
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Whoop whoop! Your shout!
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You see Ivor, that Royal Commission
into banks was good for something!
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Love it, but they didn’t send a frame with it, so I can hang it on the Dunny door !!
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I’m heading on over for the party!
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Great, I’ll put another prawn on the barbecue 😎
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the poem is your funniest by far and the cheque is priceless!
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😅😂😆
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Now this sure
Gives me a jolt
Like Ripley’s
Believe it or not 🙂
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Wow! Happy for you ☺
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I’m a bit short this week, Ivor… you couldn’t lend me some of that could you? Just till I get back on my feet again… 🙂 🙂
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For you Jane my dear friend, I shall share with you all that I have got, xx
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You know what, Ivor? I believe you would xx
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Yes I would, I’ve always been a giver and a helper 💛💛😊
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It shines out all over your blog, my gentle friend xx
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