The Villain In Me

The poker faced cameraman said cheese

I thought, “I will have swiss cheese please”

The starter said, “Get on your marks”

Secretly, I was ready to fart

The referee pointed and said, “Get off the pitch

I swore, “Not my fault the guy was a bitch”

The train conductor said, “Who pulled that emergency cord?”

As I speed down the corridor on my skateboard

The teacher said, “Who wrote that silly limerick on the blackboard?”

And I hid behind the brick wall listening to Pink Floyd

The grumpy lecturer said, “Who lit that smoke-bomb in the Library?”

I was last seen mischievously rescuing the principal’s secretary

Ivor Steven (c) April 2021

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G'day, and welcome to my blog site. My name is Ivor Steven, I live in Geelong, Australia. I'm an ex-industrial chemist, and a retired plumber, and a former Carer of my wife(Carole), for 30 years, who suffered from severe MS. I Write poetry about those personal thoughts, throughout and beyond my life as a Carer. I've been blogging for over 2 years, and writing poems for 19 years. Of course a lot of my poems are about my favourite subject Carole, but since I've been blogging my writings have become quite varied, humourous, mystical, observational, and even a few monster/horror poems.

25 thoughts on “The Villain In Me”

  1. HAHAHAHAHA*snort*!!! ๐Ÿ˜€ Love this, Ivor! A fun, funny, snort-laugh-bringing poem! Brilliant! ๐Ÿ™‚
    Doesn’t sound like villainy to me…sounds like fun! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜›
    Hmm…if that IS villainy…then I have some villain in me! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜‰ Especially related to those first 3!
    HUGS!!! ๐Ÿ™‚
    PS…Now I have funny-villain names flowing through my mind…The Joker is obvious, but how about Darth Prankster…or Dr. Farceur…or Hannibal Laughter…or Comic-ilator. ๐Ÿ˜€

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    1. Haha ๐Ÿ˜† I love writing my humourous pieces .. I get a good laugh myself. .. and yes. .. I was young and mischievous, with all the above being basically true !!
      Although Carole wasnโ€™t the principalโ€™s secretary .. she was the CEOโ€™s secretary of the Alcoa plant here in Geelong. .. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿฅฐ

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